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nothing new [25 Apr 2005|02:02am]
[ mood | bored ]

yeah i havent udpated in alot of time. i dont remember teh last time i did. its fucking cold. i havent talked to any of you guys in alot of time. not even mikey so thats weird. life is okay with me if you care. i went to a total of 6 partys this weekend. call me up if you wanna hang or something. im out.

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[05 Oct 2004|11:11pm]
[ mood | skinny ]

look who is updating. know why? bc i randomly came on here on accident today to find out that not many people update anymoresohere i am. my pants are falling off. and i have a girlfriend. thats all i have to say.

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[31 Jul 2003|10:55pm]
[ mood | pissed off ]

fuck everything
everything is shit
kill me now
why does everything suck
she hates me
fuck
i need someone
i need someone to fuck
im bored
fuck me
now

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[24 Dec 2002|11:06pm]
[ mood | bored ]

MERRY EFFING CHRISTMAS. HAHA


MY DAY..I WOKE UP, WENT TO SEE MEGAN. WENT HOME. OPENED A COUPLE PRESENTS. WENT BACK TO MEGANS. THEN SHE WENT TO CHURCH SO I JUST SAT AROUND. THE END.

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trees are mean [09 Dec 2002|10:57pm]
[ mood | sore ]

got in a wreck last nite. well actuly i just hit a tree in my yard. hahaha. i think im going to do a survey thinger kuz im cool.

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WELL THAT WAS BORING [19 Nov 2002|07:11pm]
[ mood | chipper ]

1. What facial feature do you find the most attractive on others?: OTHERS? BUT WHAT IF I FIND MYSELF ATTRACTIVE?!

2. Would you vote for a woman candidate for president?: NO.

3. Would you marry for money?: NO. WOULDNT MARRY FOR ANYTHING

4. Have you had braces?: NO. I DONT SUCK LIKE THAT.

5. Do you pluck your eyebrows?: NO

6. Do you ever cut or hurt yourself?: I HAVE

7. When was the last time you had a hickey?: DONT KNOW

8. Could you live without a computer?: YEAH

9. Do you use ICQ, AOL Buddy list etc..?: AIM BUT NEVER ON IT CEPT FOR TODAY

10. If so, how many people are on your list(s)?: 10

11. If you could live in any past time period, which would it be?: I WOULDNT STUPID HIPPIE FUCKS

12. Do you drink enough water?: NO

13. Do you wear shoes in the house or take them off?: WEAR

14. What is your favorite fruit?: CHERRY

15. Do you eat wheat bread or white?: BREAD IS BREAD

16. What is your favorite place to visit?: YUR MOMS

17. What is the last movie you saw?: HOME ALONE

18. Do you kiss on the first date?: YEAH

19. Are you photogenic?: DONT LOOK AT MY GENITALS

20. Do you dream in color or black and white?: COLOR

21. Are you wearing fingernail polish?: NO

22. Do you have any dimples?: YEAH. SHUT UP

23. Do you remember being born?: YEAH. BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE DAMMIT

24. Why do you take surveys?: BC KRYSTAL SAID "DO A SURVEY"

25. Do you drink alcohol?: ME? OH NOT AT ALL!

26. Did you like or do you like high school?: NO

27. What is the most beautiful language?: YOURE BEAUTIFUL

28. When you are asleep do you like being kissed awake?: OOOH THATS SO CUTE.

29. Do you like sunrises or sunsets the most?: DARK

30. Do you want to live to be 100?: NO ID BE WRINKLY

31. Do you think women should be expected to shave their body hair?: YEA

32. Do you like salty food or sugary food the most?: SUGAR

33. Is a flat stomach important to you?: NO FAT CHICKS

34. Do you or have you played with a ouija board?: WHEN I WAS 6

35. Are you loyal?: NO

36. Are you tolerant of other people's beliefs?: ON MY "TOLEARANT DAYS"

37. When you watch movies at home, do you like the lights on or off?: OFF

38. Do you believe in magic?: NO

39. Do you have nightmares frequently?: NO

40. Do you like your nose?: OH YEAH
41. Do you like abstract art?: IF YUR MOM COUNTS

42. Do you think you can draw well?: YEAH I ROCK AT EVERYTHING

43. Do you listen to music daily?: JUST BARNEY

44. Do you like to watch cartoons?: YEAH

45. At what age did you find out that Santa Claus wasn't real?: ALWAYS KNEW. I WASNT A DUMBFUCK.

46. How many pairs of shoes do have in your closet?: NONE

47. Do you like to wear the same shoes everyday or do you like a variety?: ONLY HAVE ONE PAIR

48. Do you write poetry?: HAHHA YEAH IM ONE OF THE SWEET GUYS THAT SITS ON THE BENCH IN THE PARK AND WRITE POETRY FOR MY GIRL! HAHA!

49. Do you snore?: YEAH

50. Do you sleep more on your back, front, or sides?: KRYSTAL SAYS I SLEEP ON BY STOMACH

51. Would you rather have a poodle or a rottweiler?: ROTT. POODLES ARE GAY

52. Do you lick stamps?: I INVITE MY FRIENDS OVER AND WE HAVE A STAMP LICKING PARTY. WE DO THIS EVERY OTHER THURSDAY.

53. Do you use an electric can opener?: YEAH

54. Have you ridden in a hot air balloon?: NO

55. Which hurts the most, physical or emotional pain?: NEITHER IM A TOUGH BOY

56. Do you think balding men should shave their heads?: SURE

57. Do you know anyone who is clinically depressed?: COUPLE

58. Do you prefer a piano or a violin?: NEITHER

59. Are you a sex addict?: NO. NOT ME. ACTUALLY, NO.

60. Do you know someone who has cancer?: YEAH

61. Do you hunt?: NO

62. Do you like fast food joints, or expensive restaurants?: FAST

63. Would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum?: ZOO TO SEE THE ANIMALES.

64. Do you have a middle name?: YEA. NOONE KNOWS IT.

65. Are you basically a happy person?: IF I WANT TO BE

66. Are you tired?: NO

67. Did you drink anything with caffeine in it today?: YEA

68. Have you ever met anyone off the internet?: NO

69. How many phones do you have in your house?: 4

70. How long is your hair?: GOING BALD. HAHA NOT REALLY. SHORT

71. Do you get along with your parents?: NO

72. What color of eyes do you prefer?: DONT GIVE A SHIT

73. Are you an active person?: FUCK YEA!

74. What medications do you take?: HEH

75. What does your bedroom look like?: A MONKEYS UNCLE

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[19 Nov 2002|07:08pm]
"yeah but dont you wonder who was the biggest shit?"
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FUCK YOU [08 Sep 2002|03:32pm]
[ mood | FUCK YOU ]

FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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dead dog [21 Aug 2002|12:42am]
[ mood | okay ]

im sittin here in my boxers laffing my ass off and spitting milk all over the damn computer. some people are funny. i had a dog but my dad ran it over. this thing is fuckin pointless. i dont even know why i use it.

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havent wrote in years or something [08 Jul 2002|08:12pm]
001.name: bryan
002.d.o.b.: the day noone celebrates
003.location: michigan
004.religion: no
005.occupation: too lazy to work

APPEARANCE...
001.hair: its brown
002.eyes: those are brown too
003.height: knee high to a pigs eye

STYLE...
001. clothing: i really dont care. whatever i find laying around
002.music: nine inch nails, ozzy, pantera, some punk too
003.make up: no
004.bodyart: no

RIGHT NOW...
001.wearing: some black shirt i found on the floor and a pair of jeans
002.listening to: just the typing and my parents fighting
003.thinking of: trying to remember if im going out with krystal or not

LAST THING YOU...
001.bought: a snickers
002.ate & drank: a snickers
003.read: this thing here
004.watched on tv: the wedding singer

EITHER/OR...
001.club or houseparty: party
002.tea or coffee: oh yes, i invite my friends over and we have tea parties.
003. achiever or slacker: slacker
004.beer or cider: beer
005.drinks or shots: shots usually
006.cats or dogs: dog
007.single or taken: me? i dont know. i go out with krystal off and on
008.pen or pencil: pen kuz it stays i guess
009.gloves or mittens: glove is just a funny word
010.food or candy: candy
011.cassette or cd: cd
012.coke or pepsi: pepsi
013.hard or mild alcohol: hard
014.matches or a lighter: lighter
015.sunset beach or the bold and the beautiful: shut up
016.Rickie lake or oprah winfrey: they're both fat

WHO DO YOU WANT TO...
001.kill: alot of people
002.hear from: my dad (he has been ignoring me for the past 2 weeks)
003.get really wasted with: your mom
004.look like: god
005.be like: god
006.avoid: ashley and krystal's sister

LAST PERSON YOU...AND WHEN?
001.touched: myself
002.talked to: mom
003.hugged: lisa
004.instant messaged: noone
005.kissed: krystal
006.who broke your heart: my heart dont break


WHERE DO YOU...
001.eat: wherever the food is
002.dance: no
003.cry: no
004.wish you were: not here

HAVE YOU EVER...
001.Dated one of your best friends? yeah that was a mistake
002.Loved somebody so much it makes you cry? no
003.Drank alcohol? yeah
004.Done drugs? yeah
005.Broken the law? yeah
006.Ran away from home? yea.
007.Broken a bone? actually no
008.Cheated on a test? no
009.Skinny dipped? yea
010.Played Truth Or Dare? haha. yea
011.Flashed someone? flashy flashy
012.Mooned Someone? yeah
013.Kissed someone you didn't know? yea
014.Been on a talk show/game show? no.
015.Been in a fight? yeah
016.Ridden in a fire truck? yea
017.Been on a plane? yea
018.Come close to dying? no
019.Cheated on your Boy/Girlfriend? yea
020.Gave someone a piggy back/shoulder ride? yeah
021.Eaten a worm/mud pie? yea
022.Swam in the ocean? no
023.Had a nightmare/dream that made you wake up? no

WHAT IS...
001.The most embarrassing CD in your collection? ?
002.Your bedroom like? stupid
003.Your favorite thing for breakfast? chick fil a: ?
004.Your favorite thing for lunch? ?
005.Your favorite thing for dinner? ?
006.Your favorite Restaurant? i odnt know!

ARE YOU...
001.A Vegetarian? no
002.A Good Student? no
003.Good At Sports? some
004.wakeboarding/snowboarding? i snowboard
005.A Good Singer? no
006.A good Actor/Actress? no
007.A deep sleeper? yea
008.A Good Dancer? yeah haha
009.Shy? not really
010.Outgoing? sorta
011.A good storyteller? sometimes
012.Last words? fuck off
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shit. [08 Feb 2002|10:00pm]
[ mood | dumb ]

yea im at ashley's bc i did go.

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fuck me now [07 Feb 2002|11:36pm]
i guess im going to ashley's tomarrow if this whole reunion thing is going on. maybe it will be fun but im not really sure. but i dont have anything better to do anyway.
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just stupid shit [06 Feb 2002|09:59pm]
[ mood | sore ]

i havent been up to much lately. i dumped krystal. i dont know if i said that already. im talking to ashley on the phone. she called, i didnt call her. i dont call her. she said im going to her house on friday. if its confirmed or something. a reunion again i guess. i dont know. fuck. my foot hurts. actually, my whole leg hurts. i went to school actually today. wasn't worth it tho.

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these are dumb. im gunna do alot [02 Feb 2002|05:34pm]
[ mood | fuckish ]

~*Basics of Me*~

~Full Name* bryan shitface
~Age* 16
~Birthday* july 27th
~Where do u live?* michigan
~Astrological Sign* ottoman
~Height* im pretty tall...
~Hair Color* black with brown and blonde
~Eye Color* brown
~Shoe size* 10 1/2
~Siblings? names?* a couple

*Just Stuff*

~School Colors?* purple and green
~Are you tickilish?* no but i know someone who is
~Who do you think is hot?* lots of chicks
~Do you go to chat rooms?* no
~What messengers do u have?* i dont use any
~Who is your favorite person that you have met in a chatroom?* i dont go in them!
~Do you have a bf/gf?* yes
~What is his/her name?* krystal
~What do u want to be when u grow up?* adult
~What is your most embarassing story?* i dont have one. i dont get embarassed

*Favorites*

~Color?* black
~Number?* 0
~Letter?* b
~Song?* "crazy train"
~Movie?* nightmare before christmas
~Band/Group?* ozzy, pantera
~Male Singer?* that guy from nsync! hot!
~Female Singer?* britney!
~Store?* goodwill
~Vacation Spot?* fl
~Ice Cream Flavor?* c.c.c.d.
~Vegetable* peas
~Candy?* snickers
~Month?* december
~Day of the Week?* today
~Holiday?* my birthday
~Magazine?* playpen
~Book?* i dont read. i dont know how.
~Girl's Name?* britney
~Boy's Name?* bryan

* What do u think when u hear these names?*

Nikki* hott chick in my school
Amber* my cousin
Alisha* stupid chick who likes me
Katie* friend
Dawn* morning
Megan* mike's chick
Melissa* joan hart
Heather* hott
Nathan* lisa and jake. haha!
Derek* friend of mine
Mike* my friend
Candace* candles
Shasta* isn't that a pop?
Josh* druggie
Travis* that one guy from blink182
Roxanne* a dog
Becca* fecca
Shonda* adnohs
Randi* radney
Tosha* toss ya!
Chris* doesn't he have dreds or something?!
Lisa* haven't seen her in a while.
Eric* erect
Chrissy* prissy
Brandon* kid i beat up
Ciera* a type of drink
Brian* bryan

* *This or That?*

~Pierced nose or tongue ring* tongue
~A Friend who's serious or funny* serious
~Single or taken?* single
~Easy or Complicated?* easy
~MTV or VH1?* none
~7th Heaven or Dawson's Creek?* what the fuck are they?
~Sugar or salt?* salt..i have a thing for salt
~Silver or gold?* either or
~Tongue or belly button ring?* tong
~Chocolate or flowers?* i dont give my gf either
~Angels or miracles?* i kill angels
~Black or white?* black
~Sunrise or sunset?* neither
~M&M's or Skittles?* m&ms
~Rap or Rock?* rock
~TV or radio?* radio
~Stay up late or sleep in?* both
~Sun or moon?* moon
~Diamond or Ruby?* fuck. i dont care.
~Left or Right?* right
~10 acquaintances or 1 best friend?* usually one but sometimes 10
~Vanilla or chocolate?* choc
~Kids or not?* i dont want no kids!
~Cat or dog?* dog
~Half empty or Half full?* empty.
~Mustard or ketchup?* both
~Newspaper or Magazine?* magazine
~Spring or Fall?* fall
~Give or receive?* i like to receive
~Rain or snow?* snow
~A year of hot sex or a lifetime of friendship?* right now im thinking sex
~Happy or sad?* happy
~sneakers or sandals?* sneakers
~McDonalds or Burger King?* both
~Mexican or Italian food?* both
~Lights on or off?* off
~Duct tape or scotch tape?* duct
~Candy or soda?* candy
~A house in the woods or the city?* city
~Pepsi or Coke?* both are good
~Nike or ADIDAS?* adidas


how fun...just trying to pass time

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shit that's cool. [02 Feb 2002|05:31pm]
[ mood | hopeful ]

ashley called. im going to her house after her sister leaves. she's gunna call me and tell me when. fun. i think im gunna do a survey bc ashley wants me to! ok!

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ashley's and other fun things.. [02 Feb 2002|11:26am]
[ mood | thirsty ]

well, i went to ashley's last night bc she called me and was really sad so i went and saw her bc she was all alone. yea, i think she likes me alot now. we didn't really do much but we did some stuff................right ash? haha. i talked to one of her online friends though..he was dumb. we watched parts of nightmare before christmas. krystal called like 40 times saying i better not be with a girl. yea, i think im going to dump her for good now. i might go back to ashley's again if she doesn't find anything better to do. if not, then im probably just going to a party or something like that. i just got home from josh's. it was dumb. he was all out of it bc i woke him up and he had a chick there anyway and jake wasnt there so i was like "fuck this" and left. well, i should probably go to bed or shower or something.

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school. [30 Jan 2002|12:34pm]
[ mood | relieved ]

i havent gone to school all week. im not sick. just skipping. i have to go to krystal's tonight and tomarrow because she's going to her friend's in minnisota (spelling?!) so i actually can be away from her for the weekend. yeah, i think i might go to ashley's house this weekend just because, well, just because.

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krystal. [13 Jan 2002|01:44am]
[ mood | accomplished ]

krystal dumped me. i said i was sorry. we fucked and we're going out again.

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weird chick [30 Dec 2001|07:52pm]
[ mood | hot ]

krystal has been being really weird. she was being all jealous and like "you better not be at a girl's house!" and stuff and then she made me go to her house. then when i got there, she was herself again. all nice and stuff. so i fucked her. yeah...

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ashley's house and stufff [29 Dec 2001|09:58pm]
[ mood | tired ]

i went to ashley's house and stuff. there were people there. it was kinda crazy. there was sposeta be a 4some and stuff but then i had to go to krystal's. i dunno. that wouldnt have been right any way. 3 guys and 1 chick..no. i dont think so. ashley said something like "you'se 2 can have a 4some." and jake was there and he was all depressed and shit. at least he wasnt gunna commit and stuff like he usually says. we watched some dumb movies and did stuff and yea..it was a reunion or something. i kept having to leave because of krystal though. but yea, i was there long enough. in the 4some thingie jake was the watcher..yeah. maybe that's why he was depressed. bc he couldnt join in or something. then we talked alot about gettting people up the butt and stuff. yeah, well i have to go to krystal's now.

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